Monday, April 02, 2007

Annual Hairstyle

Alrighty folks. Its that time of year again. Hairstyle time! As many of you are aware, my hair has extraordinary properties. It defies gravity with a simple tilt of the head. It has the ability to appear outrageously messy and calmly cool within seconds. But it is that time of year when decisions MUST be made about the trajectory of this hair.

Should it be:
a) trimmed
b) buzz-cut
c) layered short
d) mullet
e) hold out for the dreads
f) mohawk
g) maybe just washed
h) b + d for the skullet
i) a + g for job interviews
j) none of the above

Send your votes in now!!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Definitely g. And not just with water - use some shampoo . . .and as for the style, you should come to Voila with me on Wednesday and we'll tell them to give you the most modern "do." It's a date then?
Love ya,
H.

Jerry said...

I call b. Just for a change, and for uniform length. ;)

shine.is.dead said...

um.... let's see..... I'd go with h or j just for humor's sake (no washing will lead to e!) however I need to go with a +g for your job's and wife's sake!